Sally is having a meeting with two colleagues when they are interrupted by the neighbourhood fireman turning up to check their extinguisher. He says it is below par and needs taking care of but he then makes a few smart ass jokes which makes the women curious what he has to be so confident about. They wonder if it is true about firefighters and the large size of their “hoses”. Unfortunately when they start taking his clothes off they sneak a look inside his underwear and see a small cock. Sally jokes that he won’t put much out with that small thing and soon all three women are laughing and making fun of the man’s tiny penis. They start stroking his dick but laugh at how they wouldn’t even tiny willy, giggling and abusing him all the time and when Red shows him her tits he suddenly starts ejaculating on the floor – “is that it?” they ask him in fits of laughter.
A routine visit to the dentists for a check up takes a strange turn when the female dentist and her nurse notice how small Jon is all over. His fingers, hands, feet are all small and they can’t help but ask him if his willy is small as well. Jon is taken aback but decides to prove them wrong and that his penis is in fact quite large. He pulls down his jeans and boxer shorts and the ladies cry out in shock when they see his small dick. “I have slugs in my garden larger than that,” says the first girl as the two girls giggle and joke at the poor man’s expense. They begin stroking it to see if it will get any bigger but they aren’t impressed. Jon eventually tries to impress them by telling them how much he ejaculates but when he spunks out one little puddle the ladies fall about laughing and humiliate him even more.