Nurses Paige and Alyssha have been ordered to give one of the young male patients a bed bath. As they start whiping him down they notice he doesn’t appear to have much of a bulge in his shorts. Paige asks him if he wants her to shut the window as it’s “clearly cold in here” but the thick boy says he is fine. The nurses decide to take his shorts off so they can continue their bed bath but when they peer inside his shorts they crack up laughing. They whip his shorts off and become hysterical with Alyssha nearly wetting herself while declaring she has never seen such a small cock on a 21-year-old! They begin looking at his cock closer and feeling sorry for him so Paige decides to give it a quick suck to see if it gets any bigger. As she struggles to keep the small penis in her mouth the two girls erupt in fits of laughter again. As they continue to play with his penis, Alyssha puts her finger up his ass and he shoots almost immediately!
When Laura’s package gets delivered it is the wrong one as she ordered a different vibrator from the mail order company. The messenger boy says it’s not his fault but jokes that he has something bigger in his trousers which might sort her out. The girls don’t believe him and tell him to let them see but when they take his clothes off all they find is a little excuse for a willy. “Can you actually stroke that thing?” asks Laura giggling at him. The two women try it and only use two fingers to play with his small dick. They tell him he is pretty worthless and would never be able to satisfy them with that small thing. Laura holds the dildo next to his cock and they laugh hysterically at how tiny the penis is compared to the sex toy. The girls carry on wanking his dick and as they giggle and abuse him they position him over the package and make him shoot into it as a “gift” for the company for sending the wrong items.
When their pizza arrives, Emma and Chardonnay decide to have some fun with the delivery boy and sit him down and interrogate him about the length of his dick. He says it is three inches and is quite taken aback when the girls fall about laughing. He thinks that is quite bog and says if it was any bigger he would have trouble walking. The women decide to strip him off and inspect for themselves but when Emma pulls his underwear down she describes his dick as “more like an extra belly button than a dick”. Emma even lowers her own trousers and lets him see her stunning butt to see if that makes his penis any bigger but Chardonnay tells her it is getting harder but not larger. As the ladies carry on milking his pathetic penis he starts to ejaculate on the table in front of them and Emma is amazed that such a small penis can generate so much semen – and from such little bollocks too!
Office girls Kate and Kaicee catch a male colleague printing off a spam e-mail about tablets to make your cock bigger. He tells them they aren’t for him and he was just looking into it for a friend but they then see that he has written the phone number down so he can ring them later. The women tell him not to be so concerned and that he can confide in them. They promise not to laugh if he shows them his dick but when he drops his trousers there is a brief silence before both secretaries burst out laughing. Kate says she doesn't believe it is real and thinks he has put a joke dick down his trousers and Kaicee says she has heard of inverted nipples but never inverted cocks. As the two women continue to giggle and tease him they get the ruler out and measure just how small it is. They start jerking him to see if it will get any bigger and although the size doesn’t impress them, they are quite amazed at how much spunk eventually comes out.
Two hotties are at home discussing a new boyfriend. Emma asks how huge his cock is and Krystal boasts that her new guy is huge. When Emma replies that she is really looking forward to meeting him Krystal lies that he has gone away and she won’t have the chance to meet him – just as he walks in! Emma challenges him about his penis size and soon has him taking his clothes off in front of them. As his underwear comes off, Emma sees that he has a really little willy and calls Krystal a liar. Krystal takes her shame out on her boyfriend and starts to humiliate him saying she only stays with him for his cash – definitely not for his useless cock. The girls start jerking his baby willy to see how big they can make it but they spend more time laughing than being impressed. The poor guy is embarrassed but clearly enjoys it and soon starts to ejaculate!
When Ron arrives for his physical to get in the army he is shocked that it is being dealt with by three ladies. He didn't realise he was to be doing physical exercises so didn't bring his work-out gear so the three girls make him take all his clothes off ready for the physical. But, when they yank his pants down and see how small his penis is the women are too busy giggling and teasing to carry out the examination. They all start staring closer at this small dick and poke it, asking him if it is his “little soldier”. They make him sit down and Sasha grabs him in a head lock so he can’t move. The other women then start jerking his cock to see if the pathetic penis can get any bigger. The unlucky guy starts to get excited and asks them to stop because he thinks it is “conduct unbecoming of an officer” but the women want to see how much jizz this small cock produces and they soon get their wish!
Ron has answered an advert in the newspaper for a male model but when he arrives he is interviewed by two women about a condom campaign! They want to know all about his cock and eventually persuade them to show it to them. As he unzipz his trousers and lets them peek inside the girls suddenly burst out laughing and start naming his dick a small worm. Red says she will need stronger spectacles to be able to see it as it’s so small and she gives her colleague a magnifying glass so she can get a closer look at the little dick. Ron is quite shocked at their teasing because he thought he was a decent size but the girls’ continuous laughter, jokes and verbal abuse make him think otherwise. They start to stroke it with two fingers to see if it gets any bigger and when old-timer Ron starts saying sorry they know he is about to jizz all over the place, but his “eruption” only makes them laugh even more!
Duncan dresses up as Santa Claus to surprise his wife but she is really upset with the puny gift he gives her. She says she has had enough of small packages and was hoping for something huge this year. Her friend Laura realises what she is talking about and asks if she can see it so Kaicee pulls down Duncan’s trousers and shows Laura the most pathetic dick she has ever seen in her whole life. “Oh my god, you actually have no dick at all,” she says in shock. Kaicee tells her that even when he gets hard they can still play a game called “now you see it, now you don't” with his dick. The women start trying to stroke his baby willy to get it hard and it soon has an effect as the one inch penis reaches a full three inches – which makes Laura laugh even louder. “This is his dick at full size?” she says in amazement but more fun is to come as he starts ejaculating as they [[wank|jerk|play with|stroke] him and his load is simply pathetic.
Two nurses have been dispatched to a house where a guy is suffering from chest pains. When they arrive they discover that he appears to feel much better every time their hands go anywhere near his groin area. They deduce that there is nothing wrong with him at all and Laura tells him she can’t feel anything in his trousers. They undress him and burst out laughing at how small his cock is. As they prod it and wank it, the guy tells them the pain has got much better and that they should keep playing with it. The paramedics just laugh at the worthless penis and tell him his dick is small and they wouldn’t usuallly waste any time on such a silly little maggot. Shay questions him about why he isn’t horrified to show them such a small willy and Laura says she mistook his cock for one of his balls to start with. As they carry on jerking it the guy starts to spunk and believes he has impressed them – but he’s dead wrong!
It’s Krystal’s birthday and her mate Donna has booked a male stripper to drop by and give them some fun. Krystal is hoping for a gym-toned big-cocked guy but when he arrives and starts undressing she is very let down and says her little brother has bigger muscles.
The guy still undresses and the girls burst out laughing when they see the size of his little penis. Neither of them have seen one so small in their lives and start prodding it and asking him whether he is ashamed of his cock. The stripper says it grows much larger but the girls doubt it and flash their tits and play with his dick to see if it’s true but as he reached his useless full size and then ejaculates a small puddle of spunk, the girls giggle and abuse him more than ever.